Genral English SMS

I see your face when I am dreaming That's why I always wake up screaming
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My love you take my breath away What have you stepped in to smell this way
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My feelings for you no words can tellExcept for maybe "go to hell"
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Of loving beauty you float with graceIf only you could hide your face
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When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!
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When u feel sad .. To cheer up just go to the mirror and say .."damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness .. But don't make this a habit .. Coz liars go to hell !!!!
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Hi! i am marrying next week. there will be a small party and only a few people will be invited...so i am inviting you...don't bring any gift with you...just bring someone to marry me
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what is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for detail
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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
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Someday u may lose ur hair .. u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind .. But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks .. coz u cant lose wot u don't have!
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A man on wife’s birthday had no money so he sent a chq of 100 kisses, When he return home his wife said “thanks for chq i got it cashed from banks manager.
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A- ur attractive , B- ur beautiful, C- ur caring, D- ur darling, E – ur exciting, F- ur funny, G- ur gorgeous, H- ur heavenly, I- i am, J-just, K- kidding
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Sory to disturb u its urgent, Can u fax me ur photo graph, Serious matter has come up actually v were playing card and V lost joker…..
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I saw your face as you walked by but then I saw a better guy
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When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u. -Sweet candies are nice to eat .. Sweet words are easy to say .. but, sweet ppl are hard to find .. OH MY GOD! how did u find me- u r stupid s 4 super .. t 4 talented .. u 4 unique .. p 4 pesron .. i 4 in .. d 4 demand
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u r a donkey d 4 decent .. o 4 outclass .. n 4 nice .. k 4 kind .. e 4 excelent .. y 4 young
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VERY... Cute, Gorgeous, Genious, Goodlooking, Intellegent, One in Trillions...I think its enuff abt ME,wht abt U....
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.....the Heart Beat of my Phone .....is ur Message Tone
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Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without u, if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN
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When i am not messaging u it does not mean that i have forgotten u, i am just giving u time to MISS ME!!
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Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be .. one heart that would always beat for you .. You know Whose??? .. your Own Stupid!!!
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If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From !!!...
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Roses are red, violets are blue Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo
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Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom .. & without ugliness there can be no beauty .. so the world needs YOU after all!
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The rain makes all things beautiful.. The grass & flowers 2.. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?
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Our friendship means a lot 2 me.. U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf .. U jump out of the window ..I look down & then... i lauf again
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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything you're not