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"Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you've imagined" (Henry David Thoreau)
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"Develop a passion for learning. If you do, you'll never cease to grow" (Anthony J. D'Angelo)
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" It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question" (Eugene Ionesco Decouvertes)
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"A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary" (Thomas Carruthers)
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Why is it that the teaching is the last thing I have time for?" (Judy Domeny Bowen)
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"Successful teachers are effective in spite of the psychological theories they suffer under." (Educational Proverb)
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"Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love" (Hamilton Wright Mabi)
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"Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the community to which your later work belongs." (Einstein)
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"When teaching, light a fire, don't fill a bucket." (Dan Snow)
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"To teach well, we need not say all that we know, only what is useful for the pupil to
hear" (Anon.)
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Laughter is the closest distance between two people. -- Victor Borge
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Start every day with a smile and get it over with. -- W.C. Fields
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -- Will Rogers
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Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day. -- Mickey Rooney
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Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison. -- Tim Allen
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If you never want to see a man again, say, 'I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children...' - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner
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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.-Albert Einstein
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The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get intothe office.- Robert Frost
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The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.- Franklin P. Jones
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We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?-Jean Cocturan
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It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.- Jerry Seinfeld
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It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.- Darrin Weinberg
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"Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them."-Albert Einstein
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"Everyone has a talent, what is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads." (Erica Jong)
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The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Nietzsche)
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"I have learnt silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; yet strange, I am ungrateful to these teachers." (Kahlil Gibran)
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for the rest of his life." (Chinese Proverb)
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"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon)
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"I not only use all the brains I have but all that I can borrow." (W. Wilson)
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"If you want happiness for a lifetime, help someone else." (Chinese Proverb)
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"Education makes people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern, but impossible to enslave." (Henry Peter Broughan)
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"A gifted teacher is as rare as a gifted doctor, and makes far less money" (Anonymous)
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To waken interest and kindle enthusiasm is the sure way to teach easily and successfully"(Tyron Edwards)
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"He who dares to teach must never cease to learn" (Anonymous)
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"I am almost overwhelmed by the courage and dedication of teachers" (Sylvia Solomon)
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two... -- Sir Norman Wisdom
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One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money. -- Edgar Watson Howe
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A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! -- Doug Larson
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A harmful truth is always better then...a useful lie! -- Eric Bolton
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. -- Erno Philips
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I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'. -- Robert Paul
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We spend the first twelve months of our children's liv! es teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. -- Phyllis Diller
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I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. -- Woody Allen
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Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. -- Erica Jong
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive. -- Elbert Hubbard
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Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. -- Wendell Johnson
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In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. -- Joey Adams
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I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me. -- Henry Youngman
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Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born ? -- Benny Hill